Open Letter to Japanese Porn Directors

Dear Japanese Porn Directors,

I would like to thank you for the many mosaic filled, tissue-wasted artistic experiences that you talented individuals create. If it were not for the movies you create I would have never lost so many potential future children nor would I have ever been exposed to some of the strangest, and most bizarre, sexual fetishes that the world has to offer. Keep creating the brilliant entertainment that you are so obviously well qualified to direct.

With that out of the way, I do believe that there is one area of the Japanese porn underworld that is in particular need of assistance, or even dare I say improvement. It is because of my profound love of your artistic endeavors I offer the following feedback.

I am not so sure if you understand this but viewing porn is an extremely enjoyable experience when the so-called “actors” and “actresses” performing in the movie appear to be enjoying themselves. Who-or-what-ever leads you to believe that the porn-watching public at-large drops larger loads of tissue babies when watching women who are being beaten, taken advantage of, or are attempting to escape some would-be “attacker” only to suddenly “give-up” and decide to perform fellatio on said “attacker” has been sadly mistaken.

The average person, either male or female, finds absolutely nothing even remotely erotic about watching a woman in what appears to be true horror, shock and pain, all while supposedly having sexual intercourse on her own accord. Nothing. Not for your standard, run-of-the-mill salary man. Not even your every day Japanese porn connoisseur, who professes a peculiar love for those girls who slide slimy little eels inside a variety of their, and others’, orifices.

Granted, there is a certain group of people that are in to the whole “rape scene.” Those types of people are far and few between. There is already a segment of the Japanese porn business that caters to such horrific tastes, just like there is a Japanese “film company” that films black and white labrador retrievers pounding innocent animal loving Japanese females. In fact, there is even a small group of people who simple adore those wacky train rape movies, where “Yokohama desu, Yokohama” can be overheard on the train’s speaker system.

It is understood that these are fetishes and therefore are catered to a particular market. Fetish movies are generally abnormal and not all that “fun” to watch for your average porn watcher. The majority of those who consume porn are what is considered “your average porn watcher” otherwise known as your audience; if your audience in not “in” to a particular “thing” then just move on to something better.

Contrast the peculiar sexual antics in fetish movies with “mainstream” Japanese porn. The mainstream flicks contain your average, run of the mill type sexual situations that follow standard Japanese formulaic situational scripts. A girl, or multiple girls, engage(s) in sexual intercourse with one or more men. Throughout the course of the sexual encounter the female is heard making a number of sounds, rarely which can be construed as sensual. In many cases the supposed ecstasy filled screams become annoying because they are either too loud, being obviously made because the “actress” is “acting” or a combination of both. In most cases it is blatantly obvious that the female is not enjoying herself, and would much prefer to have her lips wrapped around a straw while sipping on an ice cold Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino rather than engulfing some warm, hard uncut Japanese cock that will eventually spill love milk across her cheeks.

Watching girls that do not appear to be enjoying the pleasure banana peeling them from the inside out is just not all that enjoyable. At all. Ever. Got it?

What us true Japanese porn connoisseurs would much rather watch is a sensual Japanese idol writhing in ecstasy, totally oblivious to anything outside the “sexual zone” that in consuming her, all the while completely enjoying the fact that she is engaging in some of the most animalistic behavior that humans enjoy. We want to see a woman who enjoys sucking that tube steak sandwich before it erupts like Mt. Vesuvius on her forehead.

We Japanese porn connoisseurs want to watch women that are having fun performing all these kinky sexual acts, who love their job and love to act out erotic scenes on camera, who are truly willing participants in the sexual antics being displayed on the screen. It makes the fantasy that much more pleasurable and believable. Your audience is most probably jerking one out so at least help make their hidden pleasures worthwhile.

I am definitely not asking you to aim for realism, because real sex, the type that goes on in your parents bedroom, is pretty damn boring. At least make an attempt to add some exuberance to the situations.

It is so much more delightful to watch a woman who wants to please her on-screen partner, who is a trooper and is a willing participate in any erotic games that shall be played on screen, who is not afraid of embracing her sexuality in front of a camera, who has no problems exposing her inner-most and darkest desires to the world, who has no problems writhing in ecstasy after an exploding orgasm, all captured on camera for the whole world to see.

What us Japanese porn connoisseurs demand is Japanese porn where the women involved are enjoying themselves. We long to see women that love their job, not women who appear to be coerced in to sucking cock or taking one in the ass just so the industry can make a quick buck. Not that we do not mind either, just that we want to watch chicks that genuinely dig sausage in their tight little ass.

Like I said earlier, I sincerely love and adore your delightful masterpieces, even if they are slightly flawed. However, with the right feedback from the right people I genuinely believe you will be able to make cult classics that will be watched by the world over.

Thank you for your time and understanding. I look forward to hearing back from you, should you have further questions that need clarification.

Best Regards,

Scott

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