Woman Given “Penis Cream Treatment”

In what has to be one of the funniest stories that I have read in ages, a Syrian-born airline pilot stands accused of tricking a school teacher into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis.

“He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.

Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions “Clinical, not at all erotic”. She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.

“When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,”

You read that correctly; this lady allowed a guy to put cold cream on the tip of his cock and thrust said cock in to her dry-as-a-loaf-of-bread vagina, all for the sake of applying medicine insider her. How in the hell does any female allow a male to insert his penis inside you for the sake of a clinical treatment is simply beyond comprehension. Apparently she missed training the day that females were taught such common sense.

For his part in this Jay Leno monologue, Sbano claims the woman invented the entire story about the “treatment.”

One thought that comes to mind, other than the obvious idea that this woman is a complete fucking moron, is this: did Sbano ejaculate inside her after his one to ten minutes of slow or quick thrusting? If he did, that brings with it so many additional questions that I think it might be better to just leave this wacky ass story alone right here.